Prospective slogans for a rebooted "Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous"

• Sex tape wishes and DUI dreams!
  
  
• Cristal wishes and mouth-bling dreams!
  
  
• Self-loathing wishes and auto-erotic asphyxiation dreams!
  
  
• Paparazzi-baiting-upskirt wishes and vaginoplasty dreams!
  
  
• Heroin withdrawal wishes and meth-addled dreams!
  
  
• Reality show wishes and internet meme dreams!
  
  
• Botox wishes and coffee-enema dreams!
  
  
• Champagne wishes and caviar dreams... aren't exactly socially responsible in these tough economic times